[Sigia-l] Timely FunnyFrom: Bollaert, Jodi (Jodi_Bollaert_at_compuware.com)
Date: Wed May 08 2002 - 11:41:00 EDT
I recently saw this funny post on another listserv and thought y'all might
Light Bulbs on the Internet
How many people does it take to change a light bulb in cyberspace?
1 to successfully change the light bulb and to post to the mail list
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
53 to flame the spell checkers.
156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take
203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
111 to defend the posting to this list, saying that, "We are all using
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and to post corrected
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this
33 to collate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers
12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
47 to say that this is just what this list was meant for, leave it here.
143 votes for a new list alt.lite.bulb.
38 votes proclaiming the advantages in using vintage light bulbs.
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